Jaslyn tugging at her pants:
"Mommy, the crack in my bottom is swallowing my panties."
Jaslyn running in from the back deck:
"Where's my camera? Jesus is out in my garden!"
Jaslyn when she's mad at Sean:
"I'm going to call Grammy and say: 'You need to send your son to his room!'"
Jaslyn when she's upset with me:
"I'm going to go put on my mad pants!" (The black pants she wears when she's angry.)
Jaslyn when she doesn't want to get out of bed:
"I can't get up. My baby is making me too tired." (As she rubs her belly.)
Jaslyn looking under her bed:
"God and I are playing 'Hide and Seek' and He's winning."
Jaslyn on the new baby:
Me: "Jaslyn, do you want mommy to have a baby brother or a baby sister?"
Jaslyn: "I want you to have a puppy."
Jaslyn on Daddy's flatulence:
"Daddy's bum just exploded."
Jaslyn on her dreams:
"...and then the blue whale licked me and I got trapped under its tongue and, you know what Mommy, whale's tongues are very sticky."
