It's a momentous occasion. Jaslyn has been taken in for the first time by a television commercial. She suddenly needs "Pee-pee on the Potty Doll." A doll that comes with her own bathroom, and the whole set-up makes 40 different sounds and phrases. (I don't even want to know what 40 sounds can come out of a bathroom.) Frankly, it's really a dumb toy. And, even worse, it costs $60! We saw it in the store and she was so excited. So we sat down for a chat.
Me: That doll you want costs a lot of money.
Jaslyn: Could you buy me some money then?
Me: I don't think so. It costs 60 dollars.
Jaslyn: I can only count up to 29. That means you'll need to buy it for me.
She then went on a quest to raise money. Of course, raising money in Jaslyn terms means a combination of begging and hunting. Yesterday, she showed me a handful of change. "Look what God gave me!" she said. "How did He give it to you?" I asked. And she answered, with all seriousness, "Through your purse." So, she's also apparently stealing.
Every night she prays that she'll get some money to buy "Pee-pee on the Potty." So we decided to let her start earning her money. She's become our chore girl. Or, as she refers to herself: "I'm like Cinderella." I guess that makes me the evil stepmother. She gets a quarter for all her extra chores. Maleah helps her by making extra messes for her to clean up. I think they're in cahoots.
So if you see Jaslyn anytime in the near future, she might ask you for a job. Just make sure you keep an eye on your wallet.